Tom Houston - Quick Answers

Just Tom - or "Houston, we have a problem" if you're feeling creative

Born in Brisbane, raised in Caboolture and Wallumbilla (near Roma, QLD). Yes, there's a Houston Road in Wallumbilla - my family's been there for generations.

1. I can speak Indonesian 2. I didn't break any bones in my motorcycle crash 3. I got my first paycheck from Google at age 12 Plot twist: They're ALL true! The lie is "2 truths and a lie" itself.

Organizations without email security (SPF/DKIM/DMARC via DNS is FREE!), no DNS monitoring/rollback strategies, and when Kubernetes and distributed computing actually works... it's poetry.

African Rain Frog - the angriest potato. Seriously, Google its war cry.

💀 (skull) - it's basically my reaction to everything

I got T-boned on my motorcycle at 60km/h, flew over the car, and landed on my feet. No bones broken. Walked into the ambulance myself and corrected the paramedic's Glasgow Coma Scale assessment. (Disclosed during physical - all good now!)

Broke Windows 95 at age 4, fixed it by age 6. Got my first paycheck from Google AdSense at 12. First IT job at 15 (Lightmare Studios). The hustle started early.